Law enforcement agencies in Scotland have taken the unusual step of releasing a photograph of a suspect who they would like to speak to in relation to last week's mysterious disappearance of approximately 30 crane flies in Holm, Orkney.
The suspect is described as of indeterminate gender, with a small build, was last seen wearing a mixture of black and white clothing and walks with a peculiar gait.
Police are warning members of the public and winged insects not to approach the suspect, who is known to disarm the former with cute looks and jaunty behaviour, whilst dismembering the latter with reckless and hungry abandon.
Stay safe and don't have nightmares.
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