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Imperfect and Tense... it's occasionally a horror story. And I've committed some terrible offences to the English language during this past seven years. There's been puns that have left women distraught and weeping, tortuous jokes that have sent grown men running from the room and innuendo that needed a watershed all of its own. It's been scary stuff.

I can almost hear you thinking "Where's this going?"

Well, folks, this is blogpost number 666. Bring out your old bits of loose string and be frayed, be very a-frayed.

To lighten the mood and avoid anything too ghoulish, let's talk about today's weather. The biting northerly wind is very bitey and windy, the snow squalls are very squally and the sunny periods are very sunny. In summary, today's weather is... Very.

Don't have nightmares.