Predictably, mine weren't the best shots, but I didn't mind too much (blatant lie) as it proves the old adage, "It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it."
As it turned out, the "do" in this case was stick it in a duck's face!
Love a duck
Oo you lookin' at?
Coot of many colours... ok, just two
Pochard being all pochardy